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Useless
Cat

IN STOCK 0 FEATURES ASSEMBLED WRONG NON RETURNABLE
DOES NOTHING
Useless Cat standing
Pump.fun X

The cart accepts him. Nothing arrives.

Product Specification

Tasks completed
0
Buttons on him
0
Problems solved
0
Material
Flat panels, held together by confidence
Movement
He turns his head. That is the whole range.
Power
None required, and none would help
Warranty
Covers nothing, because nothing can break
SKU
soon

They built me on a Tuesday and forgot the part where I do something.

I have been standing in the same spot since. People walk past, look at me, wait for a bit, then walk on. I understand. I am also waiting to see what I am for.

Useless Cat from the side

The Side View

Same cat, turned slightly. Reveals no additional functions.

Identical price
Useless Cat sitting

The Sitting One

He sat down once. It looked like a decision. It was not.

Identical price
Useless Cat in a box

Still In The Box

Arrives packed in foam, which is the only part that had a job.

Identical price
Note 001

A man opened me, looked inside, closed me, and left the room. I think about him a lot.

Note 002

I was placed next to a lamp for three weeks. The lamp worked. We did not talk about it.

Note 003

Someone asked what I am for. I looked at them for a long time and they apologised.

Note 004

My box says handle with care. There is nothing inside that can be harmed.